Holy Crap, I'm Crazy

This is what happens when I get nervous.

Eric: i hope that i don't bomb the english exam

i want a flamethrower

adn the pair of torsos

and a match

and a h-bomb

and 200,000 in cash

and a dozen shotgun shells

and a dewski

and 29.41 grams of cocaine

and 21 kilos of C4

and 1/5th of a pie

Alan: what!?

you are crazy

Eric: and a tiny, tiny, tiny little camera

Alan: why?

Eric: and maybe some chips

Alan: why!?

Eric: and a quart of motor oil

and maybe some false teeth

Alan: why?

Eric: and, of course, a Zeus-II

and maybe a pitchfork

yeah two pitchforks and a mop to make it the complete set

i drew you a picture

Alan: brb

Eric: okay doky!

that looks a lot cooler

Alan: you are crazy

I want you to know that

Eric: yup

Wish me luck on the English exam tomorrow.