Cool Quotes

Some are funny, some are profound, and some just sound cool.

"He wanted to protect the innocent, and separate the darkness from the light. But he didn't realize the light only shines in the dark, and sometimes innocence is just an excuse for the guilty."
~Maj. Kira Nerys, Star Trek DS9

"Some Days It's A Good Day To Die, Some Days It's A Good Day to Have Breakfast."
~Thomas Builds the Fire, Smoke Signals

"I came from a world where the people believed that the opposite of war was peace. We found out the hard way that the opposite of war is more often slavery. And that strength, strength alone, can support freedom."
~Captain Apollo, Battlestar Galactica

"Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul."
"One Ring to Rule them all, One Ring to Find them. One Ring to Bring them all, and in the Darkness Bind them."

“Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam.” ”It is a good day to die!”

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."
-Robert Heinlein The Cat Who Walks Through Walls

"I think the biggest problem is lack of time. Between trying to keep current on the latest technology and security threats, and trying to balance work and family needs, our lives are very challenging. If we aren't careful or we're tired, we are prone to the same horrors that plague end users."
-Peter Sideris

"Everyone has a different level of understanding. So it is unfair to call someone stupid. OK, who am I kidding here? Of course people do stupid things. But I find it's best to bite my tongue and help them out anyway."
-Peter Sideris

“I wasn’t insulting you, an insult would be this: you piece of crap. [T]hat is a prime example of an insult.”
-Bulzeeb15

“Trying to make bits uncopyable is like trying to make water not wet.”
-Bruce Schneier

“Only on Slashdot would you find someone arguing against 'water is wet.'”
-Ted

"You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem."
-Edwards Law.

“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result.”
-E. B. White

“There is no spoon.”
-Spoon Bender from The Matrix

“Your lifetime odds of dying as a result of contact with hot tap-water are around 1 in 64,788.”
-National Safety Council

“Your lifetime odds of dying as a result of the operations of war are around 1 in 217,231.”
-National Safety Council

“Shoot their head off while they are on the ground. They will not get back up.”
-Halo Suggestions for Killing the Flood

“Russell heads directly TOWARDS THE SCHISM.”
-Independence Day Script